sayings

Live without pretending. Love without depending. Listen without defending. Speak without offending.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow

I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it

We look forward to the time when the Power of Love will replace the Love of Power.  Then will our world know the blessings of peace

You can't have everything....where would you put it?
this one was for my mom

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver
THIS ONE WAS MY FAV!!!!

A day without sunshine is like, well, night

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly!

I am in my own little world but it's okay they know me here.

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting to get into the bathroom.

It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.

Change is inevitable except from a vending machine

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack

Some Idiots say, "Behind every successful man, there is a woman" But nobody knows the fact "Women go only behind the successful men".




lol got all these off of the internet

my fav was
Silence is golden but duck tape is silver
and
A day without sunshine is like, well, night


lol